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Question by (:Chel?Expecting Baby:): How can my parents really “help” support me? Serious question!?
I’m only 16 and pregnant. My boyfriend is 17. The conception was accidental while it was prevented, so please spare me the lectures while i ask the question. Sorry if this is long but i really need help?!

My boyfriend and I told my parents and his parents that i was pregnant (I am now 15 weeks 6 days pregnant in 30 minutes, i’m in London)

We told them and my parents were a little mad but wanted to discuss it with me. His parents did as well, they’re not being as supportive as i’d like them to, but it’s okay, they’re not my parents and my bf isn’t the pregnant one. Anyway, My dad is happy for me believe it or not, he was sort of mad at first but he’s supporting me a lot in that sense.. as for my mom, my mother is very giddy and “into it” now. She can’t wait to be a grandmother. Haha. The point is though, she’s a little too into it. While i’m getting ready for bed, she always says goodnight to me, AND the unborn baby. I find it funny actually so that’s not really the problem. She’s assigned a nickname which i find cute and funny, “Lil Bean”, for my baby. So those aren’t the problems once again. The thing that annoys me is she will not let me drink even caffeine free coke, she thinks it will harm the baby, she won’t let me do pretty much ANYTHING that i used to do. She even suggested i start homeschooling now and i can rest at home (I’m not even showing that much yet! and theres only a few weeks of school left), she won’t let me play games with my dog, she thinks i will also harm the baby. I have in no way done anything to “harm” my unborn baby at all whatsoever, in fact, i go out of my way to make sure my baby is safe in there, and my actions won’t cause him or her problems, but i think my mom is over doing it. Who said playing fetch with your dog, going on escalators, drinking caffeine free coke, going to school, stretching, laying on your right side, walking down the stairs “fast”, eating popcorn, and “talking on the phone too much” AND MORE, can hurt your baby? I’ve NEVER heard about that, and now she’s just taking away the things i love but i know wouldn’t hurt the baby. Please help me, how can i tell her to stop a different way than i already have, so many times i’ve told her “Mom, i’m fine, i know what i’m doing” etc. According to her she knows i am responsible, but she constantly has this thought in her mind that i will really do something to harm my baby, which i would never do. I’m monitoring the food i’m eating, watching my weight making sure i don’t have too much junk food, and making sure all of the other requirements for a healthy pregnancy are taken care of, MYSELF.

Sure, i love the support and the fact that she cares, but sometimes it’s just too much, you know? How can i tell her in a more sincere way that might help her understand? I’m going to do it tomorrow since it’s night here and shes bound to limit me from my unharmful activities. Thank you so much!

Best answer:

Answer by Jeffrey. Dad to be. (June 2nd)
I would really just be grateful that she’s happy at all, and not trying to strangle you. Telling her you don’t want the help might make you sound ungrateful and she could become a complete bitch after that.

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Question by olschoolmom: Have you ever seen or know of a child younger than 15 getting pregnant?
I friend of my works with teens and she was telling me about a 12 (yes 12) year old girl who has a 5 month old child (meaning she was 11 when it happened). She told me also that the father is 23 and the mother of the 12 year old refuses to call because “it has her daughter who was asking fast”. The story is just sad and it is deeper than this but that is just wrong.

Best answer:

Answer by Pseudomocha
A girl dropped out of my school because she got pregnant at 14.

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Question by Joker 1: Blonde Jokes 4U ;o)?
Buffy, a blonde, needed some extra cash, so she begged her friend at the highway department for a job – any job at all.
“Sure,” he said. “I always have job openings to paint the lines down the center of the roads. Would you be interested in painting stripes?”
Buffy agreed and began working immediately. The first day she painted five miles of stripes. The next day she painted three miles. But on the third day, she only painted one mile of stripes.
The supervisor took Buffy aside and asked her what was wrong. “You worked so hard and painted so fast the first couple of days. Why are you working so slowly now?”
Buffy replied, “Because the bucket keeps getting farther away.”

There were three women were at their gynecologist having pre-natal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman, “In what position was the baby conceived?”
“He was on top,” the first woman replied. “You will have a boy!” the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question. “I was on top,” was the reply. “You will have a baby girl,” said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears. “Whats the matter?” asked the doctor.
The blonde replied, “Oh no! Am I going to have puppies?

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”
The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”
The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”
“All right. How long do you need them?” asked the clerk.
The customer paused for a minute and said, “Uh … I’d better go check.”
After a while, the blonde man returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”

There were three women waiting to be executed: A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. It was an old-fashioned execution. Of course, these women didn’t want to die, so they needed a plan. The redhead said, “I have an idea. Follow my lead.”
So, when it was time for the redhead’s execution, the man put on her blindfold and made her line up against a wall. “Do you have any last words?” he asked. “No.” she replied.
“Okay then. We’re set. Ready. Aim … ”
“TORNADO!” the redhead yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned around, and she escaped!
The brunette and blonde saw this. So, when it was time for the brunette’s execution, the man put on her blindfold and made her line up against a wall. “Do you have any last words?” he asked. “No.” she replied. “Okay then. We’re set. Ready. Aim … ”
“FLOOD!” the brunette yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned around, and she escaped, too!
Now the blonde understood this. So, when it was time for the blonde’s execution, the man put on her blindfold and made her line up against a wall. “Do you have any last words?” he asked. “No.” she replied. “Okay then. We’re set. Ready. Aim … ”
“FIRE!” …

Best answer:

Answer by Answer Schmancer
I like the first and third jokes the best

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